Can you imagine, there is a call to reduce the size of chocolate bars. See this link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8173936.stm.
I must protest in the strongest terms and HRH agrees with me. What kind of slackness is this eeeh? Look man, if people are undisciplined and nyam too much sweetie and get fat and unfit that is their issue there is no call to punish decent hardworking chocolate loving citizens by reducing (sob - let me compose myself) the size of the goodly chocolate bar.
I am ready to march on Westminster about this. Anyone willing to join me?